[hunting777]

I've seen all these before, but they make me laugh every time. Sometimes we all need a good laugh.

 

[CPAjeff]

I sent the bottom one to my aging father. He told me he might be old, but he could still kick my butt!

 

[johnnycake]

Having tapped my birch trees the last two springs to make syrup, that corn one hit a little different!

 

[bowgy]

I sent the bottom one to my aging father. He told me he might be old, but he could still kick my butt!

That reminded me of what my dad would say to me when I got a little feisty with him: "You might be younger and might be tougher, but you lack the wisdom". I used that a lot with young men when I worked in the scouting program. Also I used the phrase; "You don't want to find out what I learned in the military"

 

[CPAjeff]

That reminded me of what my dad would say to me when I got a little feisty with him: "You might be younger and might be tougher, but you lack the wisdom". I used that a lot with young men when I worked in the scouting program. Also I used the phrase; "You don't want to find out what I learned in the military"

I always tell my Dad, "I can run faster scared than you can mad!" Lucky for me, he hasn't called my bluff . . . yet.

 

[hunting777]

I always tell my Dad, "I can run faster scared than you can mad!" Lucky for me, he hasn't called my bluff . . . yet.

I used to think that I was pretty fast. I was on the high school soccer team. One day I made my mom mad. When you make mom mad dad gets very angry. So angry I took off running across our field. thinking I could out run dad. I am not lying to you, my dad kicked my butt in stride three times as we ran. I would stumble and take off running again each time. Luckily he didn't have the endurance I had. I will always remember that one.

 

[bowgy]

Reminds me of the old hound and rabbit story where the farmer was chewing out his dog because the rabbit out ran him, the dog said to the farmer: " Hey I was running for my supper, he was running for his life".