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I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,
when a Butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slappedme on the butt.
She said, "Hey sexy, I dig old fat guys - ...How about giving me your number."

I looked at her and asked, "Have you got a pen?"

She said, "I sure do!"

I replied, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday.

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