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Students at a local school were assigned to read two books:
"Titanic" & "My life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99


Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :.... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic ... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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That is a load of crap Bill Clinton and Hillary are the saviors of this country and will for ever will be seen as such. Ok Ill stop bull****tin. Loved the joke :rotfl: . Now lets all rememeber to NOT vote Hillary into office. I repeat DO NOT VOTE FOR HILLARY!!!!!!!
 
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