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Last night, my wife and her friends went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of them, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to them,
she licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of them,
a third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.

My wife was worried about the way things were going, but fortunately,
the friend just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My wifes relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things were going, the guy races over to my wife!
Now everyone's attention is focused on her,
and the guy is egging her on to try to top the $50.
My wife's brain was churning as she reached for her wallet.
What could she do?

The woman in her took over!
She got out her ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt,
Grabbed the eighty bucks,
and left!!!!

That's exactly what she told me happened.
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