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10 Questions - Male Sensitivity Test(Scoring Protocol is at End of Test)

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Driving Mr. Sausage to Tuna Town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

A. Your views on what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.



3. You should time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.



4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.



5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.



6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her:

A. That does not diminish your affectionate feelings for her.

B. Not a problem ... she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.



7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.



8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to an entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.



9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population 1 -- You!"



10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.



SCORING PROTOCOL

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "You Da Man!"
 
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