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Medical Distinction

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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callofthewild said:
fatbass said:
callofthewild said:
ohhh man my side hurts after that. i dare say that i have niether if that is the definition.
I wanna hear how Lifetime Hunter would deal with either scenario. :mrgreen:
it would ultimately result in death. she is a pretty good shot.
the truth hurts! :mrgreen:
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