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1. Light travels
faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them


2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of
getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end to end, someone
from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things
left by those who
got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in
the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the
hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury
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