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MY BOOK REPORT

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic', and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton : Bill is a bull**** artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton : Ditto for Bill


Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton : Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.

Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

THE END
Teacher had a sense of humor and gave me an A+



 
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