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> 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

> 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

> 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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> 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

> 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

> 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

> 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

> 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

> 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

> 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
 

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> 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.[/quote]

is that why they put those rumble strips on the highway?
 
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