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Ouch!!
A woman from Salt lake City, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased acres of timberland, near Park City, Utah. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl. It attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall incurred several splinters of wood - in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor - a woman, as it turned out - 25 minutes away in SLC. She told her she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience. She then told her to go into the examining room and she would see if she could help.The impatient patient sat, and sat, and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long? " She smiled and said , "Well, I had to get permits from the Environment Utah , the Utah Forest Service and the federal government before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
 
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