Ok so there was this blond who gets in her car and drives to work. While driving to work she see's a dumb blonde sitting in a meadow rowing a row-boat. She thinks to herself "It's Blondes like her that give us a bad name. When she is coming home from work she see's the blonde rowing the rowboat still. Irratated she gets out of her car walks to the edge of the meadow and says " I'd come out there and teach you a lesson if I knew how to swim!!