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Three guys were working up on a mobile phone tower: Cooter,
Ray and Rick. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower
and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ray says, 'Well,
shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.'
Rick says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive
stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser. Ray says, 'Where did you get that beer, Rick?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Rick replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Rick says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."'
She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are...'
Some guys are good at that sensitive stuff.

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