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Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of Rubbers, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds,
had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to those girls over there instead of you."
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted
at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
.
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds,
had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to those girls over there instead of you."
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted
at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty, who gives a darn!
.
