I went turkey hunting this morning and killed a pretty nice Tom. I was so happy, I wrote (plagiarized) a poem about it.
'Twas Dawn, and the slithy ants
Did gyre and gimble in the dirt;
All mimsy were the morning doves,
And the magpies outgrabe.
"Beware the Longbeard, I told my son!
The beak that bites, the spurs that scratch!
Beware the Bart leavings, and shun
The frumious Gamewarden!"
He took his vorpal Benelli in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Juniper tree.
And sat awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he sat,
The Longbeard, with eyes of flame,
Came Gobbling through the pungent wood,
And Strutted as it came!
One shot! Close shot! And through and through
The Benelli Gobbler slayer went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its Fan
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Longbeard?
Come to my arms, my Johnny boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas Dawn, and the slithy ants
Did gyre and gimble in the dirt;
All mimsy were the morning doves,
And the magpies outgrabe.
Thanks to PRO, coyoteslayer, Howard, and Tex-o-Bob for all your help and advice. now how the heck do I load a picture?
'Twas Dawn, and the slithy ants
Did gyre and gimble in the dirt;
All mimsy were the morning doves,
And the magpies outgrabe.
"Beware the Longbeard, I told my son!
The beak that bites, the spurs that scratch!
Beware the Bart leavings, and shun
The frumious Gamewarden!"
He took his vorpal Benelli in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Juniper tree.
And sat awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he sat,
The Longbeard, with eyes of flame,
Came Gobbling through the pungent wood,
And Strutted as it came!
One shot! Close shot! And through and through
The Benelli Gobbler slayer went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its Fan
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Longbeard?
Come to my arms, my Johnny boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas Dawn, and the slithy ants
Did gyre and gimble in the dirt;
All mimsy were the morning doves,
And the magpies outgrabe.
Thanks to PRO, coyoteslayer, Howard, and Tex-o-Bob for all your help and advice. now how the heck do I load a picture?
